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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 9, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 9, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
A scalpel and human heart funny, Fat, and Taquila and whiskey Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Dimitrios, you’ve officially reached the age where your heart says 'romance' but your liver screams 'just tequila and regrets!'"
- In the center of the illustration, show a hilariously dramatic cartoon heart lying on a silver operating table in a medical theatre.
- The heart looks wildly overstuffed (like it's eaten one too many late-night burritos), wearing tiny sunglasses and holding a shot glass in one hand and a whiskey bottle in the other.
- A chubby cartoon surgeon holding a scalpel (and clearly giggling) looks at the heart in disbelief while trying to prep for "surgery."
- There are festive birthday balloons in the background that say "Still Ticking!" and "Operation: Party Mode."
- Confetti falls from the ceiling as the heart yells, “Another round, doc!”
At the bottom of the image, add: "Happy Birthday! May your arteries be strong, your shots be stronger, and your age never show in daylight."
Generated with these themes: A scalpel and human heart funny, Fat, and Taquila and whiskey.
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