**Prompt:**

At the top of the realistic photograph image, "Stuart, you've officially reached peak *Bauha-HAUS* — minimalist age, maximalist cake!"

A humorous, highly detailed realistic photograph in Bauhaus-inspired setting: A birthday party staged inside a stark, geometric modernist Bauhaus living room — all bold primary colors (red, yellow, blue), abstract shapes, clean lines, and functional furniture. At the center, a very serious, stone-faced old man (possibly Stuart), wearing a yellow party hat, is seated on a chrome-and-leather Wassily chair, holding a slice of ridiculously over-the-top birthday cake that is architecturally built like a Bauhaus structure (stacked square layers, fondant grid patterns, topped with edible mini Marcel Breuer chair). Around him, deadpan party guests in turtlenecks and round spectacles pose as if in a 1930s art collective, blowing party horns mechanically. Balloons float rigidly, as if under strict design regulations. The overall tone is dryly absurd, a stylish collision of high art and birthday-party kitsch.

Generated with these themes: bauhaus.

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