**Image Prompt:**

A chaotic and hilarious cartoon city scene unfolds:

Sam is depicted in exaggerated cartoon style, mid-sprint in running gear — but instead of sneakers, he's wearing worn-out accountant's loafers with tiny holes (symbolizing the "low taper"). His panicked face says it all.

Chasing him down the road is an out-of-control E-scooter driven by a wild-eyed financial advisor waving a "retirement plan" spreadsheet in one hand and a giant pint of beer in the other. Scattered along the pavement are empty beer cans with brand names like “Fiscal Lager” and “Dividend Draft.”

Behind them, a "Bank Run" Marathon is taking place — complete with racers wearing number bibs shaped like dollar signs, and spectators waving banners like “401-KO!” and “Run for the Funds!”

A finish line up ahead is draped in streamers shaped like IRS forms, while confetti rains down in the form of credit card bills and receipts.

**Top Line of Cartoon Image (text at the top):**

*“Sam, you can’t outrun debt — but at least you’ve got birthday beer power!”*

Generated with these themes: Running, Finance, E-scooter, Beers, and Low taper.

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