At the top of the image, "Ryan, even Godzilla can't keep his cool when someone trashes his legacy!"

- In the image: A gritty, realistic scene of Classic 1950s Godzilla hunched over an old, smashed-up typewriter at a cluttered desk inside a smoky, destroyed newsroom. He’s furiously typing, his claws smashing keys, smoke curling from his nostrils in frustration. The typewriter is sparking and buckling under his rage. On the desk are stacks of old VHS tapes, popcorn buckets, and a poster for the 1998 "Godzilla" movie crumpled and stabbed with a pencil.

- Nearby, Matthew Broderick (in disheveled '98 costume) sits on a filing cabinet, dramatically sobbing into a soggy movie script while holding a tub of cold popcorn, watching Godzilla type with a tear-streaked face. A small "Rotten Tomatoes - 15%" rating floats comically in the air above him.

- Outside the broken window in the background, the real Godzilla's tail can be seen swinging wildly in anger as car alarms blare in the cityscape. A banner fluttering on a nearby skyscraper reads: "Happy Birthday Ryan!"

- The overall vibe is funny, cinematic, and loaded with chaotic birthday energy.

Generated with these themes: Classic Godzilla (from the 50s movies) furiously typing a negative review of the 1998 Godzilla movie. Matthew Broderick is crying .

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