At the top of the image, "You’re not getting older… just becoming a limited edition!"

– In the center of the image, illustrate a vintage-style action figure box, like the kind collectible toys come in. Inside the box is a cartoon version of the birthday person (use a generic, humorous figure with graying hair and glasses, striking a dramatic pose).

– The box should be labeled “Retro Adult™ – Fully Poseable with Grumpy Mornings & Random Aches!” with accessories like “Emergency Cake Slice,” “Spectacles of Wisdom,” and “Deluxe Slippers.”

At the bottom of the image, "Warning: Contents May Complain About Music and Back Pain!"

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