At the top of the image, "Bryan, even the Emperor couldn’t sanction how many candles are on your cake!"

- Create a hilarious Warhammer 40K-inspired illustration showing a squad of Dark Angels Space Marines in full ornate power armor, cautiously surrounding an enormous, flaming birthday cake like it's a chaos relic.

- One marine is holding a melta gun aimed at the cake for “extra help” with lighting.

- Another is scanning it with a purity seal in hand, and a Chaplain is chanting over it suspiciously.

- In the background, a nervous servitor rolls up a "Happy Birthday" banner, while a servo-skull hovers by with a party hat awkwardly balanced on it.

- The overall tone is comically epic and overly dramatic—because every birthday for a true Dark Angel is a grimdark celebration.

Generated with these themes: Dark angels Warhammer.

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