At the top of the image, "Nothing says 'happy birthday' like danger, cake, and imminent doom."

- The image should be in a solemn, hyper-realistic photographic style.

- In the center, Deadpool stands holding a slightly deflated red balloon in one hand and a poorly-wrapped present in the other. His expression is surprisingly pensive beneath the mask.

- Standing menacingly behind him, a towering, glistening Xenomorph looms—its shiny exoskeleton detailed and reflective, its inner jaws just slightly protruding, and drool trailing down from its open maw. It's wearing a slightly crumpled paper party hat on its elongated head.

- Between them on a rickety folding table sits a slightly lopsided birthday cake with bright blue icing, untouched, yet eerily perfect. Wax candles flicker in a somber glow.

- Hanging across the wall behind the table is a makeshift banner made from duct tape and paper scraps that reads in jagged, bold handwriting: "Stay away from the cake you bitch!"

- The entire scene is dimly lit, with dramatic shadows, conveying an odd mix of festivity and dread—like a party where no one’s really sure if anyone’s going to make it out alive.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!".

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