At the top of the image, "Alastair, even your birthday candles come with a merger agreement!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a frantic but cheerful cartoon businessman version of Alastair, dressed in a snazzy suit and party hat, juggling a birthday cake in one hand and three ringing mobile phones in the other.

- He's sitting at a cluttered desk piled high with both contracts and confetti.

- One phone shows a caller ID that says “Cake Supplier – URGENT!” while another has a speech bubble that reads “Can we circle back after the party?”

- Behind him, an office wall calendar shows today’s date circled in bright pink with the words “Alastair’s Hostile Takeover of Cake!”

- A birthday banner droops behind him that reads “Another Fiscal Year Older!”

- A balloon floats by, shaped like a dollar sign wearing sunglasses.

- Overall, the tone is silly and over-the-top busy, with little party elements sneaking into his chaotic business world.

Generated with these themes: Busy young businessman making deals over the phone.

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