At the top of the image, "Boat Anchor, you’re officially too old to blame your speed on the tide!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a whimsical cartoon-style sailing race with zippy little sailboats zipping across the waves — and in last place, a comically chunky old anchor (with eyes and a grumpy face) dragging behind a snail-paced birthday yacht named "SS Over It".

- The yacht’s deck is decorated with birthday bunting, and a seagull in a party hat is perched at the helm looking deeply unimpressed.

- The anchor, clearly labeled “Boat Anchor,” is stubbornly stuck in a sandbank that has a tiny “NO WAKE ZONE” sign.

- Optional elements: birthday cake balanced precariously on the bow, streamers tangled in the rigging, and a trail of spilled confetti drifting in the wake.

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