At the top of the image, "Ann, the only heavy lifting you’re doing this birthday is choosing between grandkids, crisps, or retirement plans!"

– In the center of the illustration, depict a comically chaotic gym scene:

A determined French Bulldog and a shaggy Cockapoo are lifting tiny dumbbells while standing proudly on an oversized scale, squinting suspiciously at the numbers.

Behind them, Ann (a sprightly pensioner in full glam workout gear) is reclining on a yoga mat, munching from a jumbo bag of crisps with zero shame — one grandchild handing her a juice box, another trying to put her gym socks on the dog.

Confetti rains down, and a "Happy Birthday Bootcamp" banner droops awkwardly in the background, partially tangled in the Cockapoo's tail.

Generated with these themes: Gym, French bulldog, Cockerpoo, Cockapoo, Scales, Pension, Grandchildren, and Crisps.

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