At the top of the image, "Arthur, you're 80 now – time to trade goals for drams and St James’ chants for seaside naps!"

— The realistic photographic image should feature Arthur (a cheeky elderly gent with a big grin), dressed head-to-toe in full Newcastle United football gear, raising a pint of local craft beer in one hand and a glass of whisky in the other, standing triumphantly on a windswept Whitley Bay beach. Behind him, a dramatic view of Tynemouth Priory rises from the cliff edge, and in the far distance, the Angel of the North appears to be raising its arms in celebratory surrender.

— A seagull perches nearby wearing a tiny black-and-white striped scarf, pecking at a discarded pie. There's a subtle party vibe, like balloons awkwardly tangled in sea grass, and the whole scene should exude proud northern grit, beach banter, and a touch of whisky-fuelled defiance.

Mood: Playful, witty, warm-hearted, and delightfully over-the-top in true Geordie style.

Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Angel of the North, and Whisky.

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