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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Algorithmic Birthday Sass
Description
Happy Birthday to my favorite spreadsheet-loving friend who walks the dog like a boss—and isn’t afraid to be blunt and brilliant. Here’s to a year of well‑organized chaos, wagging tails, and endless laughter.
