At the top of the image, "Dad, you said you wanted a peaceful paddle... not a crab as your coxswain!"

- The image is a humorous, realistic photograph of a man (Dad) in a tiny rowing boat off the coast of Blakeney, Norfolk. The boat is slightly too small, causing his knees to awkwardly stick up. He's wearing a wide-brimmed sunhat and a look of confused panic as a very serious-looking crab sits proudly on the stern, wearing a miniature captain’s hat and holding (somehow) a little map of the Norfolk Broads.

- The calm salt marshes and picturesque shoreline of Blakeney form a stunning natural backdrop, but seagulls above appear to be mid-laugh.

- Bonus detail: A flask labeled “Emergency Birthday Rum” is strapped to an oar, and a confused seal is photobombing in the background.

Generated with these themes: Rowing in Blakeney, Norfolk.

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