At the top of the image, "Some parties just... burst with tension."

- In the center of the realistic photograph, depict a dimly lit room styled like an abandoned industrial warehouse, scattered with birthday balloons — some deflated, others still floating eerily in the air.

- At the forefront, Deadpool stands protectively in front of a birthday cake with rich blue icing and a single lit candle. He's in a tense, action-ready stance, one katana drawn, the other arm pointing aggressively. His speech bubble reads: "Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"

- Across from him, looming just a few feet away, a realistically detailed Xenomorph wearing a shiny metallic-blue party hat drools thick saliva down its fanged chin, hunched over and twitching, eyes locked on the cake.

- Soft lighting from a few flickering neon signs adds dramatic shadow, amplifying the solemn and surreal standoff atmosphere.

- At the bottom of the image, in subtle metallic serif text:

"Some birthdays test your willpower... and your life expectancy."

Generated with these themes: Deadpool saying "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!", Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, and Birthday cake with blue icing.

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