Birthday - Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Birthday - Card
Description
At the center in huge, hand-lettered script with a glossy faux-foil gold fill, thick black outline, and a subtle drop shadow, write: “tell me about your childhood trauma”
Surround the text with a playful cartoon therapy-session-turned-birthday scene: a giant pink-frosted birthday-cake couch with candle flames shaped like question marks; an obviously adult birthday person in a slightly askew party hat lounges on the cake-couch with a deadpan stare; a cartoon therapist (owl or cat) with comically oversized glasses sits on a tiny rolling stool, holding a gift-box-shaped clipboard, leaning in with a raised eyebrow. Add bright balloons (one shaped like a blank speech bubble), streamers, and drifting confetti; a brain piñata on a stand with a tiny mallet nearby. No additional text anywhere.
Style: bold, playful cartoon with exaggerated proportions, thick outlines, bright saturated colors (hot pink, lemon yellow, aqua, violet, mint), energetic poses but deadpan expressions for dark, dry, sarcastic humor. Clean pastel gradient background (teal to buttery yellow), soft warm lighting, crisp vector finish. Portrait composition; the headline dominates the top half; the scene fills the lower half with breathing room. No logos, no watermarks, no extra words.
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