Warhammer, Switch, China, and Cottage pit Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Warhammer, Switch, China, and Cottage pit Birthday Card
Description
**Prompt for AI Image Generator (Illustration Style, Funny Mood):**
At the top of the illustration image, **“Happy Birth-Waaagh Jake! Now back to the cottage pit, the Emperor needs tea!”**
Create a comical illustrated scene blending the grim-dark universe of Warhammer with wildly mismatched cozy and chaotic elements. Imagine Jake—a cartoon version of a heroic, slightly bewildered Space Marine—in full bulky power armor, but his helmet is off, revealing he’s trying to plug a Nintendo Switch into a rusty Chinese kettle inside a pastoral English cottage pit.
Behind him, ork-like gremlins are causing birthday mayhem—some are stealing cake, one is wearing a party hat made from a noodle bowl, and another is accidentally launching fireworks from a teapot. Paper lanterns hang above the muddy pit like bunting, and in the background, a squad of ultramarines are stuck in garden chairs sipping jasmine tea with severe expressions.
Include absurd but funny birthday details—like a servitor awkwardly trying to wrap a gift with its claw arm, and a scroll-wielding Inquisitor inspecting the cake’s "heretical" frosting.
Style should be colourful, playful and cartoonish—full of personality and hidden jokes, perfect for a birthday greeting full of nerdery and nonsense.
Generated with these themes: Warhammer, Switch, China, and Cottage pit.
Made with ❤️ by AI.