At the top of the image, "Even the Emperor can't protect you from this many candles..."

- Create a realistic photograph-style scene featuring a Warhammer-inspired setting: an epic, cathedral-like banquet hall dimly lit by flickering torches and glowing purity seals.

- At the center, Saint Celestine (Warhammer’s angelic warrior saint), clad in gleaming golden armor, descends dramatically from the heavens—her wings outstretched—carrying an enormous, slightly burnt birthday cake with sparking candles sticking out like battlefield flares.

- Surrounding her are confused and slightly alarmed Space Marines awkwardly trying to blow out the flames with servo-fans.

- One Imperial Guardsman in the background holds a sign reading "How many millennia young now?"

At the bottom of the image, "Your birthday is truly... grimdark and glorious!"

Generated with these themes: Warhammer celestine.

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