At the top of the image, "Zara, hope your birthday’s as long and snappy as this sausage dog’s attention span!"

- In the center of the image, show a realistic photo of a comically long sausage dog wearing a sparkly birthday hat, stretched out across an absurdly long birthday table decorated with balloons, party streamers, and a half-eaten cake at one end.

- The dog should be side-eyeing a fallen sausage on the floor, looking both confused and mildly offended.

- The lighting is warm and natural, as if caught mid-party in someone's backyard or living room.

- Bonus details: Party guests in the blurry background look shocked, possibly reacting to how the dog somehow unwrapped Zara’s present already.

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