Boatanchor, and Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Boatanchor, and Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Boatanchor, you're officially too old to float without assistance!"
– In the center of the image, illustrate a cartoon-style rowboat barely staying afloat, weighed down by a ridiculously large, rusty anchor labeled “YEARS”. Inside the boat, a confused but cheerful character (Boatanchor) wears a birthday hat and tries to paddle with a giant birthday candle instead of an oar.
– The water around the boat is dotted with rubber ducks holding tiny signs like “Mid-Life Buoy!” and “S.S. AARP!”
– Add at the bottom of the image: "Don’t worry — age looks great... mostly submerged!"
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