"Create the craziest, most over-the-top birthday card ever for my sister, who is OBSESSED with Coca-Cola, gooey brownies, and Jet’s Pizza cheese bread. Make it full of wild illustrations like dancing soda cans, a brownie mountain erupting fudge, and a Jet’s cheese bread spaceship zooming through a pepperoni galaxy. Include a hilarious poem from the point of view of a slice of cheese bread who just wants to party. Go nuts with glitter explosions, pizza confetti, and cola-powered rocket launchers. Keep it fun, weird, and totally unforgettable. With the lorax Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
"Create the craziest, most over-the-top birthday card ever for my sister, who is OBSESSED with Coca-Cola, gooey brownies, and Jet’s Pizza cheese bread. Make it full of wild illustrations like dancing soda cans, a brownie mountain erupting fudge, and a Jet’s cheese bread spaceship zooming through a pepperoni galaxy. Include a hilarious poem from the point of view of a slice of cheese bread who just wants to party. Go nuts with glitter explosions, pizza confetti, and cola-powered rocket launchers. Keep it fun, weird, and totally unforgettable. With the lorax Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Hailey, prepare for liftoff — it’s a cola-fueled cheese bread birthday bonanza!"
— Illustration description:
The image is a wild, cartoon-style birthday scene packed with chaos and celebration. A glitter-covered mountain made entirely of gooey brownies erupts in a lava-flow of warm fudge, where dancing soda cans in party hats surf down chocolate waves.
Zooming across a cosmic sky, a Jet’s Pizza cheese bread spaceship — buttery, golden, and slightly gooey — zips through a galaxy where pepperoni planets orbit ranch-sauce moons. Trails of cheesy glitter follow it, powered by cola-fueled rocket boosters shooting out soda bubbles and confetti.
Down in the bottom right corner, The Lorax (with frosting on his mustache) stands atop a sparkling sprinkle cloud holding a tiny flag that says “PARTY FOR HAILEY.”
Front and center is a cartoon slice of cheese bread with big eyes, jazz hands, and party shades. He’s mid-dance move and speaking the following hilarious poem in a wiggly comic bubble:
"🎉 I'm Crustopher Slice, with cheese that’s supreme,
A cheddar-blasted breadstick chasing the dream.
From Jet's I came with glitter to spread,
I'm here to PARTY, not just be fed!
In pepperoni orbits, I bounce with glee,
Dipped in ranch, set sugar-free!
So pop that cola, dance in fudge rain —
'Cause Hailey’s birthday’s insane in the grain! 🎉"
Let sparkles fly. Let soda fountains roar. Let cheese pull like it’s never pulled before. Happy Birthday, Hailey — you glorious, pizza-loving queen!
Generated with these themes: "Create the craziest, most over-the-top birthday card ever for my sister, who is OBSESSED with Coca-Cola, gooey brownies, and Jet’s Pizza cheese bread. Make it full of wild illustrations like dancing soda cans, a brownie mountain erupting fudge, and a Jet’s cheese bread spaceship zooming through a pepperoni galaxy. Include a hilarious poem from the point of view of a slice of cheese bread who just wants to party. Go nuts with glitter explosions, pizza confetti, and cola-powered rocket launchers. Keep it fun, weird, and totally unforgettable. With the lorax.
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