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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Venus rising from a swimming pool with a birthday cake wearing sunglasses, and Birthday Card
Description
Here’s the surreal, rude-birthday, Venus-pool-cake prompt for your greetings card cover:
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**Image Prompt:**
A dreamlike, surreal scene of Venus emerging from a shimmering turquoise swimming pool at twilight, not from the sea but from a chlorinated suburban backyard. She rises dripping wet, balancing a lopsided birthday cake topped with flickering candles in one hand, while wearing oversized neon sunglasses. The cake appears to slightly melt and warp, its frosting dripping into the pool like Salvador Dalí’s clocks. Around the pool, inflatable flamingos float lazily but with strange human eyes. The sky is an impossible mix of cotton-candy pink and toxic green swirls, giving the entire setting an ethereal glow. The reflections ripple with warped, hallucinatory distortions of reality. Venus herself is both majestic and ridiculous, a goddess caught in a tacky, surreal birthday nightmare.
**Text on Image (small, cheeky caption at bottom):**
*“Another year older, still a total masterpiece (you piss-taking legend).”*
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Generated with these themes: Venus rising from a swimming pool with a birthday cake wearing sunglasses, and .
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