At the top of the image, "Chris, only YOU could out-pedal a gorilla in footie boots... while rocking a man bun in the wind!"

– In the center of the image, illustrate a hilariously chaotic cartoon race scene: Chris is pedaling furiously on a brightly colored road bike, his majestic man bun streaming behind him.

– Beside him, two chunky gorillas in full football kits (one with a referee whistle, one trying to dribble a ball while riding a unicycle) are competing against him on a jungle trail transformed into a racecourse.

– Banana peels, rogue footballs, and cycling water bottles litter the scene.

– One of the gorillas is clearly cheating, giving Chris a side-eye while using its foot to punt a football at him.

– A wild jungle crowd of animals—monkeys with vuvuzelas, parrots holding "Go Chris!" signs—cheer from the sidelines.

– At the bottom of the image, add the line: "Hope your birthday's a wild ride, bun and all!"

Generated with these themes: Cycling, Man bun hair, Gorillas, Football, and .

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