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Newcastle, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, and Single Malt Whisky Birthday Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Newcastle, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, and Single Malt Whisky Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Arthur, you've hit 80 — older than a Whitley Bay chip shop and twice as salty after a few Single Malts!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a lively cartoon scene set on the breezy Tynemouth seafront. Arthur, an animated older gent with a windswept combover and massive cheeky grin, is standing proudly on a bench with a party hat, pint of Newcastle Brown Ale in one hand and a bottle of aged Single Malt in the other.

- Seagulls wearing sunglasses circle above him, trying to nab chips from a floating paper tray, while beach-goers cheer him on like a local legend.

- Behind Arthur, the historic Tynemouth Priory peeks through with “Party Like It’s 1944!” spray-painted playfully across an old stone wall.

- One speech bubble from a nearby amused dog says, "Oy Arthur, save us a dram, ya daft Geordie legend!"

Generated with these themes: Newcastle, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, and Single Malt Whisky.

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