John pork, Poop, Ohio, and Poop cake Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
John pork, Poop, Ohio, and Poop cake Birthday Card
Description
In a whimsical cartoon landscape where reality takes a backseat to playful absurdity, the scene unfolds in the heart of a vibrant, slightly off-kilter Ohio suburb. Dominating the scene is John Pork, an anthropomorphic pig with a charismatic grin, who is donned in a snazzy suit resembling a cross between a 1960s detective and a carnival ringmaster. He's juggling what appears to be poop-shaped balloons, each whimsically defying gravity, as they float toward the swirling, candy-colored skies. These balloons, in shades of brown, surprisingly emit a pleasant, vanilla aroma, defying expectations.
The centerpiece of this birthday celebration is a towering, tiered poop cake, delightfully cartoonish with each layer more elaborate than the last. The cake is festooned with vibrant rainbow sprinkles, and atop the highest tier, a lit candle in the shape of Ohio flickers whimsically. Around the cake, a parade of animated farm animals, each with exaggerated, googly eyes, forms a conga line—dancing chickens, tap-dancing cows, and even a breakdancing horse.
Above this surreal festivity, the sky is painted with fluffy, marshmallow-like clouds that spell out "Happy Birthday Jaclyn Madalyn" in a dazzling array of colors, reminiscent of a rainbow after a summer storm. The letters are plump and buoyant, floating alongside cartoonish birds wearing party hats. To the side, a signpost shaped like a giant birthday card stands with a message written in exaggerated comic sans: "Welcome to Jaclyn's Wonderfully Wacky Ohio Birthday Bash!"
The entire scene is bathed in a warm, golden hue, as if the sun itself has decided to join in on the celebration, casting soft, dancing shadows over the entire delightful chaos. The landscape, while clearly depicting Ohio, takes creative liberties with rolling hills that appear to be made of jelly, adding a sense of surreal magic to the birthday greeting card.
Generated with these themes: John pork, Poop, Ohio, and Poop cake .
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