**Prompt:**

At the top of the realistic photograph image, *"Happy Birthday, Joe – You’re Driving Nerds Crazy on and off the Green!"*

A hilariously realistic photograph of a sexy, ripped nerd wearing taped-up glasses, high socks, and short plaid golf shorts, dramatically teeing off on a golf course — but instead of golf balls, he’s confidently swinging at bright orange basketballs. His muscular arms are gleaming with a light sweat in the sun as shocked onlookers (a group of astonished golf club members in the background) react in disbelief. One of the basketballs is frozen mid-flight, curving wildly off the green. He’s striking a sultry, over-the-top “men’s fitness magazine” pose mid-swing, while a vintage calculator hangs from his belt. Add photorealistic details with lush grass, an overly dramatic lens flare, and wind dramatically tossing his pocket protector in the breeze.

Generated with these themes: sexy nerd golfing with basketballs and big muscles.

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