Banana, Dildos, Cucumber, and Birthday Card

At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Happy birthday you dirty human"

At the bottom of the image, "Make it a-peeling—and keep it firm."

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photograph, natural window light, lifelike textures, rich depth of field. On a sunlit marble countertop set for a party, a half-peeled banana stands upright wearing a tiny polka-dot party hat, leaning confidently between two dew-beaded cucumbers tied together with a sly red satin ribbon. Metallic confetti, a coiled gold streamer, and a single cupcake with a lit candle add birthday flair. In the softly blurred background, an elongated matte-black gift box wrapped in red ribbon is sealed with a bold “CENSORED” tape strip—hinting at naughty surprises without showing anything explicit. Shot on a 50mm prime at f/2.0 for creamy bokeh and crisp focus on the fruit; accurate color, gentle specular highlights, and realistic shadows. Text is bold white uppercase sans-serif with a soft drop shadow for readability, sized large so the headline and punchline command the scene. Mood: cheeky, playful, and a little rude, with vibrant but true-to-life color.

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