At the top of the image, "Even Deadpool Knows Better Than to Touch Her Cake..."

- Create a realistic photograph-style scene set in a dimly lit, eerily quiet party room.

- In the center-left, show Deadpool standing solemnly, holding a limp red balloon in one hand and a wrapped birthday present in the other. His head is slightly bowed as if questioning all of his life choices.

- Looming beside him on the right, depict a large, intimidating Xenomorph — fully realistic, biomechanical texture gleaming, crouched near the birthday table. It's wearing a tiny, awkwardly perched glittery party hat, its sharp teeth dripping with gooey saliva.

- In the center of the table, show a meticulously decorated birthday cake with bright blue icing and candles melting down.

- Above the table, a crude party banner hangs: "Stay away from the cake you bitch!"

- The entire image should convey a surreal and tense party atmosphere, almost too quiet — like everyone’s waiting for something (terrible) to happen.

- Muted lighting, cool tones, and slightly moody contrast enhance the solemn, ominous vibe despite the absurdity.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!".

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