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Newcastle United Football Club, Tynemouth, 80, Beer, Whisky, and Newcastle Birthday Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Newcastle United Football Club, Tynemouth, 80, Beer, Whisky, and Newcastle Birthday Card

Description

**Prompt:**

At the top of the cartoon image, **"Happy 80th, Arthur! Still Magpie Mad and Properly Pickled!"**

Create a funny cartoon scene featuring an elderly but lively Arthur celebrating his 80th birthday on the windswept sands of Tynemouth beach. He’s proudly wearing a Newcastle United kit stretched over a beer belly, waving a black-and-white striped flag with one hand and clutching a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale in the other. Nearby, a mischievous seagull is attempting to steal a half-empty bottle of whisky from a picnic blanket covered in sausage rolls and birthday cake shaped like St. James' Park. A few other pensioners dressed like Toon Army fans are cheering Arthur on while struggling to stay upright in the seaside breeze, and in the background, the famous Tynemouth Priory is photobombed by a drunk Geordie pigeon wearing a tiny NUFC scarf. The sky is cloudy but filled with joyful energy, echoing both birthday celebration and Newcastle's unpredictable charm.

Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Tynemouth, 80, Beer, Whisky, and Newcastle.

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