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Fri, May 8, 2026

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Tan Chihuahuah, White Mercedes van, Beach, Wave, Leopard print, Tits, Drugs, Watermellons, Boots, Ass, Elk, and Beach towel Birthday Card

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Earliest delivery (ordering now):

Fri, May 8, 2026

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Tan Chihuahuah, White Mercedes van, Beach, Wave, Leopard print, Tits, Drugs, Watermellons, Boots, Ass, Elk, and Beach towel Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Savannah, it's your birthday – let’s ride waves, make waves, and misbehave!"

— In the center of the image, illustrate a hilariously chaotic beach scene:

- A sassy tan Chihuahua in leopard print sunglasses is riding a wild wave on a bright pink surfboard shaped like a watermelon slice, striking a power pose.

- Behind the wave, a gleaming white Mercedes van is parked in the sand with the sliding door wide open – disco lights and glitter pour out as a boombox blares music from the front seat.

- Next to the van, an elk wearing knee-high boots and mirrored shades is trying (and failing) to balance a beach towel with watermelons stacked on it.

- On the sand, a sunbathing diva (in leopard print bikini, of course) lounges dramatically, flipping her hair and holding a coconut cocktail with tiny umbrellas and an absurd number of silly straws — while two birds labeled "Tits" wear oversized sunglasses and sip from matching coconuts.

- In the corner, a sneaky crab scurries by holding a sign that says “NO DRUGS (unless they’re vitamin gummies)”

- Nearby, the surf carves out a perfect booty-print in the sand next to a comically placed pair of boots and the faint outline of an ‘ass-tastic’ sand angel.

— The whole vibe should be bright, colourful, absurdly extra, and fabulously unhinged — like Savannah herself.

Generated with these themes: Tan Chihuahuah, White Mercedes van, Beach, Wave, Leopard print, Tits, Drugs, Watermellons, Boots, Ass, Elk, and Beach towel.

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