On the front cover of this surreal abstract birthday card, imagine an ethereal rugby field floating amidst a star-studded cosmic expanse, taking inspiration from Wassily Kandinsky's vibrant geometries and Joan Miró's playful surrealism. The ground of the rugby field is not grass, but a tessellation of colorful Mondrian-esque rectangles and squares, creating a vivid patchwork that extends infinitely in all directions.

In the foreground, a Jackson Pollock-inspired rugby ball, splattered with energetic swirls and drips of neon paint, hovers mid-air. Each splatter from the ball seems to morph into tiny, whimsical symbols—like miniature UFOs, cryptic pyramids, and shadowy figures in trench coats—nodding to various conspiracy theories.

On one side of the field, Mark Rothko's broad, soft-edged rectangles form abstract rugby goalposts, their hues shifting subtly from deep blues to fiery oranges, seemingly breathing with the cosmos behind them. On the other side, a large, floating Malevich black square, surrounded by de Kooning-esque chaotic lines and forms, stands as a monolithic, enigmatic scoreboard, with scores represented by swirling galaxies instead of numbers.

In the center of this cosmic rugby field, Cy Twombly-inspired cryptic scribbles and loops interlace with Richter's blurred, streaky imagery, creating a sense of frenetic motion. They depict rugby players whose bodies are abstracted into shapes and smudges, their forms barely recognizable but clearly in dynamic movement. Agnes Martin’s influence comes through in the delicate, yet precise grid lines that subtly overlay the entire scene, providing a sense of order amidst the chaos.

Above the scene, a quirky twist: a giant, hovering birthday cake adorned with candles that are also miniature rockets, ready to blast off, casting a soft glow over the field. The cake’s surface is painted with a swirling, almost hypnotic vortex of colors in the style of Twombly’s later works, adding to the surreal atmosphere.

Every element on the card tells a piece of the story, blending rugby’s physicality and the whimsical intrigue of conspiracy theories into a vibrant, surreal tapestry—a birthday greeting that's truly out of this world.

Generated with these themes: Conspiracy theories, and Rugby.

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