At the top of the image, "Some birthdays come with warnings... and weaponized sarcasm."

– Create a realistic photographic scene in a dimly lit, sparsely decorated room with gray-blue walls, evoking a somber, solemn mood.

– In the center of the image, a lifelike Deadpool stands defensively in front of a modest birthday table, sword in one hand, other hand pointing toward the viewer in a fierce, protective stance. His expression (visible through subtle costume wrinkles and posture) is exaggeratedly intense as if growling through the mask. Above him in comic-style text, but integrated naturally into the image, is the quote: "Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"

– Opposite him, a photorealistic Xenomorph lurks partially in shadow. It wears a wrinkled, half-tilted bright pink party hat stuck awkwardly to its ridged head. Glossy drool glistens from its open mouth, slowly dripping onto the floor, capturing both menace and pathetic festivity. It leans slightly toward the cake.

– The birthday cake itself sits alone on the table: three layers with blue icing and half-burned candles. The cake has a small cut into one side as though something tried (or dared) to sneak a bite.

– A couple of helium balloons hang in the background — one has deflated halfway, and the other sadly floats just above eye level with the words “Happy Birthday” faintly visible.

– Lighting is dramatic and focused — like a still from a serious sci-fi movie. Shadows fall harshly, but highlights on the cake, Deadpool’s armor, and the alien's glistening drool add vivid, emotional detail.

– Optional text at the bottom (in elegant, understated serif font): "Even heroes have bad birthdays. Hang in there."

Generated with these themes: Deadpool saying "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!", Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, and Birthday cake with blue icing.

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