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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Apr 17, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Apr 17, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Chihuahhua, Waves, Leopard print, Fur, Ocean, Vegetables, Breasts, White van, Drugs, and Boots Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Not every trip involves waves, drugs, and a chihuahua in leopard-print boots... but hey, it's your birthday!"
- Depict a hilariously chaotic beach scene as a hyper-realistic photograph.
- A small, sassy chihuahua wearing leopard-print fur boots and oversized sunglasses is confidently surfing a giant wave.
- Behind it, a white van with its doors open is partially buried in sand, with cabbages, carrots, and one conspicuously perky coconut (wink wink) rolling out of crates.
- A man in soggy socks and boxers stands in the ocean holding a fur coat and a carrot like it's a weapon, looking dazed but delighted.
- A pelican wearing aviators swoops overhead clutching what might (or might not) be a suspicious-looking prescription bottle in its beak.
- Seagulls are dive-bombing a boot full of Brussels sprouts left in the sand.
- In the distance, the ocean glows with that inexplicably surreal, movie-worthy lighting – because everything's more dramatic on your birthday.
Generated with these themes: Chihuahhua, Waves, Leopard print, Fur, Ocean, Vegetables, Breasts, White van, Drugs, and Boots.
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