At the top of the realistic photograph image, “Happy Birthday Arthur — Nailed it like a Geordie with a pint!”

Realistic photograph of a hilarious, staged seaside scene: Arthur (a jolly carpenter type with a big beard and a cheeky grin) is on the sands of Whitley Bay, standing proudly next to a very wonky wooden birthday cake sculpture he's “built” using timber, screws, and bits of driftwood. He’s wearing a Newcastle United football jersey under his tool belt, which has hammers sticking out of the beer holsters. Behind him, the picturesque ruins of Tynemouth Priory glow in golden-hour light. One seagull is trying to nab a Greggs pasty from his workbench, and another bird is wearing a tiny NUFC scarf. Scattered beer cans branded “Newcastle Broon Ale” add to the seaside birthday party chaos. Everything is framed to look like a wild celebration built by a carpenter-footie fan, captured mid-laugh.

Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Carpenter, Beer, Whitley Bay, and Tynemouth.

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