At the top of the image, "No one said surviving your birthday was going to be easy..."

- The scene is a realistic, solemnly lit photograph set in a dimly lit room that feels both tense and bizarrely festive.

- In the center, Deadpool stands slightly off to one side, holding a single red balloon in one hand and a small, neatly wrapped present in the other. His pose is stiff, like he's fully aware of the impending doom.

- Opposite him looms a towering, grotesquely realistic Xenomorph — glistening black, biomechanical, and terrifying — crouched menacingly behind a small table. The alien wears a pathetically tiny birthday hat skewed sideways atop its glistening dome. Saliva drips from its jaws onto the table below.

- Between them sits a lopsided birthday cake with soft, dreamy blue icing and one half-lit candle. There’s a threatening sense of tension around the cake.

- Above the cake hangs a drooping, hastily taped birthday banner that reads, in bold jagged letters, “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE, YOU BITCH!”

- Muted lighting highlights the odd melancholy of the celebration, casting soft shadows and a chilly tone across the scene — equal parts comedy and cautionary tale.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!".

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