Lives In Detroit, has fat ass, loves Trump, has to Yorkie's, drived a Jeep Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Lives In Detroit, has fat ass, loves Trump, has to Yorkie's, drived a Jeep Birthday Card
Description
Picture this: a bustling Detroit street scene, reminiscent of a Norman Rockwell painting, yet infused with the lively line work of Quentin Blake. At the center of the illustration, there stands Lynn—a vibrant, confident figure with a sense of humor about her curves, illustrated with bold, expressive strokes in the style of Edward Gorey.
Lynn is depicted wearing a flamboyant Detroit Tigers baseball cap, a bright, floral-patterned blouse, and snug jeans, which cheekily highlight her "fat ass" with affectionate detail. She's caught mid-laugh, arms open wide, as if she's greeting a parade in her honor.
Around Lynn, a small, jubilant crowd gathers. Among them, two adorable Yorkies prance at her feet, their tails wagging energetically. The Yorkies are rendered with Maurice Sendak-like whimsy, their fur a vibrant mix of browns and creams.
Parked on the street behind Lynn is her rugged Jeep, illustrated with meticulous attention to detail à la Arthur Rackham. The Jeep's tires are slightly oversized, giving it a cartoonish charm, and the paint gleams a striking forest green, reflecting Detroit’s cityscape.
In the background, the Detroit skyline rises, drawn with the grandeur of Gustave Doré's intricate etchings. Skyscrapers loom in subtle greys and blues, a perfect backdrop to the festive foreground.
High above the scene, a banner stretches across the sky, flanked by cheerful balloons in red, white, and blue, hinting at her political leanings. The banner reads, "Happy Birthday Lynn," in bold, playful letters that swirl like Maxfield Parrish clouds against a sunny Beatrix Potter sky.
Each element is vividly colored, capturing the spirit of a jubilant birthday celebration with a dash of Beardsley’s elaborate detail and a sprinkle of Blake’s playful exuberance.
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