"send me your DOI form or I'll hunt you down bitch". Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
"send me your DOI form or I'll hunt you down bitch". Birthday Card
Description
In the center of a vibrant cartoon scene, we find a mischievous, wide-eyed hamster with a comically oversized detective hat perched on its tiny head, reminiscent of a classic noir sleuth. This hamster, humorously named "Inspector Nibbles," is poised atop a stack of paperwork, clutching a magnifying glass in one paw and a tiny DOI form in the other. Its cheeks are puffed in exaggerated determination as it peers through the glass, searching for clues on a chaotic desktop.
Scattered around the desk are colorful party decorations — streamers hang like jungle vines, and balloons of every hue bob gently, adding a festive flair. Among the paperwork, there are comically large pencils and erasers, as if drawn from a Peanuts comic strip, indicating a recent birthday party turned paperwork disaster. Nearby, a calendar pinned to the wall humorously marks the current date as "The Hunt Begins!" in bold, playful lettering, a nod to the whimsical threat, "send me your DOI form or I'll hunt you down, bitch."
In the background, a cheeky cast of anthropomorphic animals reminiscent of Disney's most charming side characters peek from behind filing cabinets and gift-wrapped boxes, their expressions a mix of curiosity and playful apprehension. To the left, a slinky black cat with a fedora — perhaps a nod to Eisner’s Spirit — slinks away with a sly grin, a post-it note cheekily stuck to its tail that reads "Happy Birthday!"
The entire scene is set against a backdrop that merges the vintage elegance of a noir detective's office with the lively chaos of a child's birthday party, inspired by the dynamic panels of a Watterson strip. The floor is a checkerboard pattern, adding a touch of comic drama to the whimsical chaos. This fusion of birthday cheer and detective drama creates a humorous, visually engaging tableau that promises laughter as much as celebration.
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