Extremely happy man in a bloody car Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/24/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/24/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Extremely happy man in a bloody car Birthday Card
Description
The scene unfolds in a vibrant, cartoonish world with bold outlines and dynamic colors, inspired by a mash-up of Charles Schulz and Bill Watterson. Picture a wide, bustling street where an open-topped, vintage convertible car zooms past, its bright red exterior gleaming under a brilliantly sunny sky. Behind the wheel is an extremely happy man, with a beaming smile and wind-tousled hair, wearing oversized sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt that billows in the breeze. The car, though clean and shiny, hilariously has a gigantic birthday cake balanced precariously on its trunk, adorned with multicolored candles that spell out "Happy Birthday, I Just Killed 17 Children!" in playful, frosted lettering.
In the background, cartoonish birds tweet joyfully on telephone wires, and a gaggle of wide-eyed, cheery bystanders watches the spectacle with amused expressions. A sky-blue banner is strung between two lampposts on the sidewalk, with "I Just Killed 17 Children!" emblazoned across it in big, bold letters, flapping gently in the wind. The street is dotted with confetti and balloons, giving it a festive atmosphere. A playful nod to Disney is the inclusion of a whimsical squirrel duo, dressed as traffic cops, directing a small parade of mischievous animals that are humorously trying to catch up with the car, carrying signs like "Party On!" and "Cake This Way!"
Each element, from the animated expressions of the characters to the exaggerated, delightful chaos, tells a humorous birthday story full of energy and quirky charm, reminiscent of The Far Side's playful absurdity.
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