Middle aged scotsman man with brown hair smoking a joint smoking a, Likes slipknot, rants a lot, and Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Middle aged scotsman man with brown hair smoking a joint smoking a, Likes slipknot, rants a lot, and Birthday Card
Description
Bold abstract, high-contrast poster-style composition. Center a stylized, middle‑aged Scottish man with brown hair—angular, geometric face blocks and fluid curves—caught mid‑rant with a crooked smirk, holding a small joint. Let the ember glow warm orange while smoky, brushy coils spiral out into tangled, knot-like shapes and spiky starbursts, hinting at heavy-metal energy (no logos). Weave in tartan-plaid geometric stripes and a subtle thistle silhouette, intersecting with jagged “rant-wave” zigzags and scattered exclamation-glyphs. Palette: matte black and deep crimson, tartan greens, metallic charcoal, electric cyan highlights, ember orange. Texture: thick dynamic brush strokes over crisp vector shapes; splatters and distressed edges for gig‑poster grit; dramatic stage-light cones and halation for punch. Composition: big, loud image with kinetic motion; leave a small pocket in the smoke for a cheeky line.
Include small on-image text, hand-painted brush lettering in off‑white with a slight rough shadow:
“Happy Birthdaze, ya rantin’ riff‑lord!”
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