At the top of the image, "Kristine, your birthday’s got more drama than an Empire Records staff meeting!"

– Create a realistic photograph of a retro 1990s-style indie record store scene, complete with colorful vinyl records lining the walls, mismatched band posters (including ones for fictitious bands), and cardboard cutouts of over-the-top characters.

– In the foreground, Kristine (depicted as a hilariously exaggerated staff member wearing combat boots, leopard print, and oversized headphones) stands behind the counter holding a “Birthday Sale – Emotions 100% Off” sign with a cheeky grin.

– In the background, chaos reigns: someone crowd-surfing down the vinyl aisle, a birthday cake inexplicably spinning on a turntable, and a confused elderly shopper trying to Shazam a cassette tape.

– Ensure everything has a fun, chaotic realism — like a scene frozen mid-anarchy during a record store birthday bash.

Generated with these themes: Empire Records.

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