Actuary playing chess, and Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Actuary playing chess, and Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Danny P, statistically speaking… your birthday’s your most calculated move yet!"
- In the center of the image, show a cartoon scene where Danny P—wearing oversized glasses and a tweed blazer with elbow patches—is intensely focused over a chessboard.
- Instead of regular chess pieces, the pieces are shaped like insurance policies, spreadsheets, calculators, and tiny graphs.
- His opponent: a frazzled Grim Reaper scratching its head in confusion, clearly losing the game.
- Scattered around are little “risk analysis” charts and “life expectancy odds” graphs.
- A nearby scoreboard says: “Checkmate in Life Expectancy +12!” with party balloons tangled around it.
- Add confetti subtly falling from above to suggest it’s a celebration—even if Danny's face remains hilariously deadpan.
- Bonus: A small cake on the table where one of the candles is actually a little calculator displaying "HBD" in LED.
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