At the top of the image, "Dad, you’re the only guy who can rock a Raptors polo, eat Leafs-sized pizza slices, and still talk Blue Jays stats with crust on your face!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a funny cartoon-style scene:

Dad is sitting triumphantly on a couch shaped like a giant pizza slice. He's wearing a comically snug Toronto Raptors polo shirt stretched over his belly, a Toronto Maple Leafs foam finger on one hand, and a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap on crooked.

In one hand, he’s balancing an absurdly tall stack of greasy, cheesy pizza slices—some sliding off—while with the other, he's waving a remote like it’s a coaching baton.

- Around him, pepperoni slices fly through the air like confetti, and his dog (also wearing a tiny Blue Jays cap) tries to steal a slice.

- In the background, there's a giant birthday banner made of pizza crust, and birthday balloons decorated with mini sports team logos.

- The overall tone is goofy, fun, and very sports-fan-dad chaos energy.

Generated with these themes: Pizza, Polo Shirts, Toronto Raptors, Toronto Maple Leafs, and Toronto Blue Jays.

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