At the top of the image, "Forget time travel... you've already skipped to 'Old & Ancient'!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a cartoon-style scene featuring a slightly rumpled version of the TARDIS parked haphazardly next to a big birthday cake with melting candles numbering far too high to count.

- Standing next to the TARDIS, a confused Doctor (preferably resembling a classic version, like the Fourth Doctor with the long scarf) holds a sonic screwdriver pointed at a flaming birthday cake, muttering, “This wasn’t supposed to land in the Jurassic Birthday Period…”

- In the background, some cartoon dinosaurs are wearing party hats and trying to join the celebration.

- Add at the bottom of the image, "You're not older… just lost in a more... *vintage* time stream!"

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