Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!" Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/16/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/16/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!" Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "No one parties harder... or with more acid saliva."
- Depict a dimly lit, realistic photo of a quiet, industrial-style birthday setting: flickering fluorescent lights above a rusted metal room. A large Xenomorph stands center frame—towering and menacing—with thick drool glistening from its open jaws. A glittery birthday party hat is awkwardly perched atop its sleek, black skull.
- Deadpool, crouched behind a steel table at the right of the image, peeks over cautiously while holding a large knife behind his back. His red suit is scratched and dust-covered, and his body language screams silent panic.
- A lone birthday cake sits between them on a crate in the foreground, surrounded by shadows. The cake has three lopsided layers of vivid blue icing, oozing slightly, with crooked candles lit atop it. Some candles have been clawed out.
- Hanging haphazardly above the scene is a wrinkled birthday banner made from duct tape and old wires. It reads in spray paint: “Stay away from the cake you bitch!”
- The whole image should feel solemn and heavy, like a battle is inevitable... over cake.
Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!".
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