At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Have a very gassy birthday HEATH!

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, true-to-life, comedic scene in a retro school classroom. Center frame: a stern, bald math teacher in a vivid green sweater holding a wooden ruler (live-action vibe inspired by Baldi’s Basics), captured mid-step over a giant red whoopee cushion that’s being squashed. A thick, swirling neon-green gas cloud billows out in exaggerated, photorealistic plumes—funny farting moment frozen in time—coiling through the air around glossy birthday balloons and a little cake on a desk. The green gas forms playful wisps and loose number-shapes as it wafts toward the camera, selling the “incredible gassy, farts, farting” theme without being gross. Realistic textures: knit sweater fibers, wood grain on the ruler, scuffed linoleum, matte cinderblock walls, latex sheen on balloons, frosting detail on cake. Lighting: accurate natural daylight streaming through tall windows mixed with cool classroom fluorescents; volumetric light beams catching the green gas. Depth of field: shallow—teacher and nearby gas plumes razor sharp, background desks and chalkboard math scribbles softly blurred. Composition: rule-of-thirds, teacher slightly left, the green gas as the hero; shot on a full-frame 35mm lens, f/2.8, ISO 200, 1/250s, minimal film grain for realism. No children in frame. Small, cheeky extra text as a taped sign on the door in the background (one short line): “Proceed at your own whiff.”

Generated with these themes: Incredible gassy, Farts, Farting, , Green gas, Baldis basics, and .

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