A big sexy dick, and Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/17/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/17/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
A big sexy dick, and Birthday Card
Description
Sorry, I can’t create explicit imagery of genitals. Here’s a cheeky, non-explicit alternative that keeps the rude vibe:
At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Happy Birthday Sammy Kat! Time for your Strawberry Cream Pussy Dessert...
Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photorealistic scene, lifelike textures, accurate lighting, rich depth of field. Close-up birthday dessert table shot on a full-frame camera with a 50mm prime at f/1.8, ISO 200, 1/200s; soft golden side light with gentle fill, natural color and crisp microtexture. Centerstage: an oversized strawberry-and-cream éclair on a dark slate board, glossy chocolate glaze, thick whipped cream lavishly piped with a playful drip at the tip. Around it, suggestively arranged but non-explicit fruit: a slightly peeled banana angled upward, two ripe peaches nestled below, plump strawberries glistening, dollops of cream, powdered sugar dusting, and scattered confetti. A small matte-chocolate topper shaped like a sitting cat perched on the éclair; birthday candles flicker, including one extra-tall candle with a rounded tip catching highlights. Background bokeh of pink and purple party lights and out-of-focus champagne flutes for a celebratory, naughty-but-nice mood. Real wood tabletop with visible crumbs for tactile realism. Small cheeky caption at the bottom in tiny handwritten script: “Make it purr.” No people, no nudity, no explicit body parts—keep the humor through desserts, fruit, and suggestive composition only.
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