At the top of the image, "Garrett, you've officially levelled up — now with 20% more groans when standing up!"

- Depict a hilarious cartoon scene of Garrett (with exaggerated gamer features like a headset, hoodie, and pixelated sunglasses) sitting on a throne made entirely of old gaming consoles and controllers.

- He's holding a giant pixelated birthday cake shaped like a retro game cartridge, and NPC party guests (robots, dragons, and zombies in party hats) are cheering.

- In the background, a floating text box says: "Achievement Unlocked: Survived Another Year!"

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