**Prompt:**

At the top of the realistic photograph image, "Happy 0th Birthday, Alana Brynn — you've mastered breathing and crying!"

Create a funny, realistic photographic image of a baby wearing a glittery party hat while sitting on a giant slice of birthday cake, looking slightly confused and smug. Surrounding the baby are adult-sized balloons shaped like the number "0", party decorations way too big for a newborn, and a “1 YEAR TOO EARLY” banner being held up by a grumpy-looking cat and a bemused dachshund. A gift box is open nearby with a rattle in it and a gift receipt labeled “return in 12 months”. The lighting should be warm and festive, capturing the absurdity and cuteness of an over-the-top birthday party for someone who’s just been born.

Generated with these themes: Happy 0 birthday, and .

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