At the top of the image, "No sudden moves… he hasn’t had cake yet."

- In the center of the realistic photograph, show a dark, dimly lit industrial-style room with a long metal table. At the center of the table sits a perfectly decorated birthday cake with rich blue icing, a single lit candle flickering. Hovering ominously beside the cake is a towering Xenomorph in chilling detail — its glossy black carapace reflecting the candlelight, stringy saliva dripping from its snarling jaws, and a bright pink polka-dotted party hat perched awkwardly atop its head.

- Deadpool stands awkwardly in the background, arms crossed, watching from behind a pillar with mild concern, wearing a birthday sash that says “Another Year Closer to Chimichangas”.

- Tattered balloons sag sadly in the air above, one barely hanging on by a string.

- A crooked banner in the background reads in bold, jagged letters: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”

- The overall color palette is cool and moody, with shadows and high contrast, reinforcing a solemn but absurd atmosphere — as if this celebration could go wrong at any second.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!.

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