At the top of the image, "Jon, at 70 you're not over the hill... you're picking up speed on your mobility scooter!"

– Depict a highly realistic photograph of an older gentleman (clearly meant to be Jon) joyfully zipping down a scenic countryside road on a souped-up, shiny mobility scooter. He’s wearing aviator sunglasses, a scarf flying in the wind, and there's a birthday balloon tied to the handlebar that reads "Still Got It!" In the background, two surprised joggers watch in disbelief as Jon blazes past. A birthday cake is hilariously strapped to the back rack like luggage.

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