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Hadestown wine s&d Birthday Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Hadestown wine s&d Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Jenna, you’ve officially outdrunk Dionysus – even Hades can’t hang with your wine game!"

– Illustrate a humorous cartoon scene set in the depths of the Underworld, styled like a jazzy Hadestown cabaret.

– Jenna, in dramatic musical-theatre flair, is reclining on a throne made of wine bottles, wearing a sparkling wine-stained toga, glass in hand and singing loudly.

– Around her, stunned mythological figures like Hades and Persephone are passed out with corks on their heads or sipping Gatorade.

– The backdrop shows a Broadway-style marquee sign that reads: “Tonight Only: Jenna's Bottomless Birthday Bacchanalia!”

– Include wine barrels leaking down the River Styx like a vineyard party gone wrong.

– One of the furies in the corner is holding a sign that says: “Send grapes. And help.”

Generated with these themes: Hadestown wine s&d.

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