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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 9, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 9, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Hadestown wine s&d Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Jenna, you’ve officially outdrunk Dionysus – even Hades can’t hang with your wine game!"
– Illustrate a humorous cartoon scene set in the depths of the Underworld, styled like a jazzy Hadestown cabaret.
– Jenna, in dramatic musical-theatre flair, is reclining on a throne made of wine bottles, wearing a sparkling wine-stained toga, glass in hand and singing loudly.
– Around her, stunned mythological figures like Hades and Persephone are passed out with corks on their heads or sipping Gatorade.
– The backdrop shows a Broadway-style marquee sign that reads: “Tonight Only: Jenna's Bottomless Birthday Bacchanalia!”
– Include wine barrels leaking down the River Styx like a vineyard party gone wrong.
– One of the furies in the corner is holding a sign that says: “Send grapes. And help.”
Generated with these themes: Hadestown wine s&d.
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